Friday, September 14, 2007

Snoring, Nose Strips and Pet Haiku

I kicked my hubby to the couch last night. He has been snoring like crazy. I would like to say like a "chainsaw" but it's more like a jet engine, a chainsaw would be a quiet reprieve. I needed a decent nights sleep in bed, after several nights on the couch myself. Good thing is I get the big ole king sized bed to myself, well, myself and several cats, but no snoring. Bad thing, hubby goes to bed a lot earlier than I'm used to so I was back in the bedroom unable to sleep, no computer and bored. I decided to get out one of those Biore nose strip thingies and give myself a mini facial. Then there is a drying time involved so all I had was a pencil and some paper, so here is my "Nose Strip Drying Time Pet Haiku"

~ Sammy
Soft, black and purring
Giving comfort through the night
Egypt had it right

~ Suzy
Silly, tiny one,
You posses that little girl
Which one is the pet?

~Shermann
Fat and fluffy one,
Not very smart it is true.
Pampered, precious king

~ Sassa
Soft, old, matriarch
You rule them all very well
Until there is a storm

~ Avery
Beeping loudly fool
You silly, goofy grey bird
answering the phone.

~ Jakers
Come here closer now
Please pet this pretty green bird
Now I take a bite.

~ Ducky
Woo Hoo Ducky Do!
Only the girl you will love
Her little boy blue

~ Jenny
Bouncy Bouncy one
Smart, tiny and so much fun
Hyper ball chaser


....and NO, I don't think these are good. I just think I was BORED. By the time I pulled off the nose strip, I had one just for it.

Place it on and wait
let it harden them pull off
it takes the skin too!